I don't like playing with guitarists or vibes players. They both get in the way too much. A guitarist is good if he is a rhythm player, though, and on the ...

Whenever you know you will be gigging with a guitar player go prepared for war. Make sure that you have an entire PA system with you dedicated just to amp...

At a jam yesterday, this guy from Liverpool calls me up to help him with a number and wants me to play "gob iron" (liverpudlian for "mou...

And put links in search engines :) You see my nefarious plot now- having your own rooms creates more exposure for LJP! ha ha ha...

I swing by both of your rooms. The key to having people come by your room is to post new files and especially ones worthy of dowloading.

you can stay in my room...sadly, nobody visits me :(...

It's tough being thrown out of your room and onto the street. If it weren't for the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen I'd be a goner. sid...

Bad Luck Sid...

I think he had one on the old site (the test site). When this site went up, I didn't transfer any of the datafiles from the test site.

What happened to Sid's room? I'm sure i remember him having one...

Pulp/n. 1. A soft, moist shapeless mass of matter. 2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristicically printed on rou...

Alice had a wonderful husband, Ray, who worked very long hours and looked after his wife very well, only leaving her along to go his bowls night out. As R...

I bought my step-daughter a camouflage outfit for Xmas and I haven't seen her since.

to the clerk at Border's: "can you show me to the self-help section?" clerk: "that would defeat the purpose"...

Mr. Dithers: Bumstead, what's with you anyway?! Is it ignorance or apathy?! Dagwood: I don't know and I don't care.

Damn straight.

Wow...

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss...

a guy walks into a bar, sits down and notices the guy next to him really stinks...so he's says, "exuse me for saying this but you really smell ter...

A woodworm walks into a pub and asks "Is the bartender here?"...