i'm just doing my first gigs with a vocal - it's not great art just well known tunes and trying to have a good time.
i have begun to realise the importance of saying a few words in between songs -  
just wondering if anyone has any favourite jokes etc or diplomatic ways to avoid playing tunes you don't like or don't know.
i heard the guy doing this gig before me hated elton john, so if he was asked to play any elton john, he'd say, 'sorry, elton and i have an understanding, i don't play any of his stuff, and in return he doesn't play any of mine'
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here are a couple of mine:

if you have any requests, just write the name of the song on the back of a $20 bill and i'll be happy to play it - whether or not i know it.

i'd like to dedicate this next song to all the young girls in the audience and all of you that used to be young girls and especially to all of you that ever wanted to be young girls.

for those of you who have never heard music before, this may come as quite a surprise.

i'd like to play a beautiful song for you now - but unfortunately i don't know any.

it's great to see so many people here tonight. does your parole officer know you're here?

don't forget to tip your bartender and waitress(es), and, hey, i like tips too.

just remember - if you're driving home tonight, make sure you have a car.
also, one of the things i realized a few years ago is that when you speak to the audience, you need to have a rhythm/cadence to it. i mean, it's totally different than talking to someone on a street corner- speak slow, enunciate the important parts of what you are saying, and that sort of thing.  

as far as the exact science behind what i discovered, i haven't given it much thought, but once i started paying attention to my speaking rhythm, i realized i had the room in the palm of my hand.

eye contact with audience members doesn't hurt, either.  find someone to talk to in the room, get eye contact, move to another person for the next point of whatever you're saying, etc...

when i did these things, the improvement in the audience behavior was quite positive as well as surprising.
If I'm not back in 24 hours, call the president.

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watch fabulous baker boys (ljp favourite movie!)
thanks a million for all this great info and jokes - can't wait to try it all out tonight !
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