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> miles per
> hour. the wife is behind the wheel.
>
> her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice
> i
> know we've been married for twenty years, but i want a divorce."
>
> the wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases
> her speed to 45mph.
>
> the husband speaks again. "i don't want you to try and talk me
> out
of
> it,"
> he says, "because i've been having an affair with your bestfriend,
> and
> she's a far better lover than you are."
>
> again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly
> and
> slowly increases the speed to 55.
>
> he pushes his luck. "i want the house," he says insistently.
>
> up to 60.
> "i want the car, too," he continues.
>
> 65 mph.
> "and," he says,"i'll have the bank accounts,all the credit cards and
> the
> boat!"
>
> the car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
> this makes him nervous, so he asks her: "isn't there anything you
> want?"
>
> the wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.
> "no, i've got everything i need," she says.
>
> "oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
> just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him
> and
> smiles.
>
> "the airbag."
>
> moral: women are devious, clever b*tches. don't mess with them.
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