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>belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an indian curry or a
>turkish kebab on the way, to sit on swedish furniture and watch
american shows on a
>japanese tv.
>
>and the most british thing of all? suspicion of anything foreign. oh
>and......only in britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than
>an ambulance.
>only in britain ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
>to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions - while healthy
>people can buy cigarettes at the front.
>only in britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
>andadiet coke.
>only in britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
>to the counters.
>only in britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
>drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
>only in britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
>then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
>want to talk to in the first place.
>only in britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a
>skating rink. not to mention...
>3 brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
>142 brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
>58 brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
>screwdrivers.
>19 brits have died in the last 3 years believing that christmas
>decorations were chocolate.
>british hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
>pulling accidents.
>101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out
of the soles of their feet.
>18 brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
>a massive 543 brits were admitted to a&e in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
>5 brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
>scalextric cars.
>and finally.........
>in 2000 eight brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
>toilet.
>i am proud to be british if you are proud to be british then u'll
>repost this!
>(we might be british, but hell we are a funny lot )
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