Bionic Bev
i was dancing in a video for the european market and i had to do this
high kick---thing is---i overshot the kick and the male dancer that was to grab the calf of my leg got a wallop under his chin from my leg and went flyin' leaving him with a sort of a "whiplash"
his poor adam's apple---don't wanna think about that!
he called me "bionic bev"----yikes!
i have a groin pull-------ooooooooooooh!
the great thing is the video is finished as they took an earlier take
whew!!!!!!! luck was with us!!!
his girlfriend just called me and said he is being such a baby that she is sending him to spend the night with me---she has a good sense of humor and i like her---
she said " hey, bev, perfectly respectable-- since you can't spread your legs and the only thing stiff on ron is his neck"---cold---but funny
i pointed out to her that there are other options and suggested that she refer to "a manual" and lead a less sheltered life" ha!
i nixed the idea anyway!
i got offered a job writing for a high end clothing designer in la----one liner. racy, disgusting stuff--- which comes natural to me--
easy for me to write while traveling---
i'm not as great as it as some guys are---but for a female---i'm better than most!
i gave him a line and he said "maybe we will put the "rank" lines in a hemline so that only the "not easily shocked" will be able to see it!
geez, what is shocking now?----nothing---as far as i'm concerned--but this guy is british and classy and doesn't have my perverse sense of humor---thus why he's calling me.
i met him at a party where i was "wisecracking" and he thought i was funny----must have been my frequent visits to "margaritaville" talking. ha.
gotta discuss with my manager but is there anything better than making dough doing dumb stuff you would do anyway??
no!
i'm taking a muscle relaxant and it is not working!!
gotta go nurse my groin!
did i say that??? au pardon, forgive moi----
dingy from the pain.
i love you--- singer/musician--- if you are gifted
merely talented??
well, "love" is pushing it---but i'm sure i would "like" you.
i sure could use some humor from someone other than me
i'm too grumpy and hurting too much to be any good at it right now!
i never have any pains----so i am being a baby -- and know it!!
big hugs,
bionic bev.
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