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Jazz Artist Survey: Whose toes would you rather suck on?

1 hiromi or diana krall
2.ella or sarah vaghn
3.etta james or nancy wilson
4. mary low williamns or nina simone
5. diane reeves or cassandra wilson
6. carla bley or joanne brakeen
7.dee dee bridgewater or terri lyne carrington
8. regina carter or eva cassidy
10.natalie cole or diana krall

by Mike on 05/08/2008, 00:29

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not really my thing mike - but if hiromi were to ask nicely....

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by Gordon on 05/08/2008, 02:27

wynton kelly

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by Jazz+ on 05/07/2008, 14:31

dear moderator,

is there really a need for this sort of thread?

j+

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by Jazz+ on 05/08/2008, 09:33

it all depends on what i'm in the mood for. i might be in the mood for some bill evans when i'm falling asleep, or herbie hancock when i'm going for a run.

lately, though, i've been in the mood for keith jarrett all the time.

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by jazz guy on 05/07/2008, 16:05

i vote yes.
mike's threads make me laugh. the world needs more laughter.

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by CynBad on 05/08/2008, 10:23

what could the purpose of such a survey possably be?

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by Mike on 05/07/2008, 16:13

this thread makes me want to instantly avoid this forum. the thought of toe sucking makes me feel sick. i don't have such a warped sense of humor. and i don't visit this forum for that silliness. i don't think scott wants posters repulsing people away from his sight. i'm out of here.

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by Jazz+ on 05/08/2008, 11:17

i'll play

1. b
2. a
3. b
4. a
5. b
6. a
7. a
8. a
9. a
10. b
11. a
12. a
13. b
14. b
15, b
16. a
17. a
18. b
19. a
20. b
21. a
22. a
23. a
24. a
25. a
27. a
28. b
29. a
30. a

did i win ?

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by knotty on 05/07/2008, 16:53

mike is always doing satires on other threads he thinks are silly.
that's exactly what this was.

(mike also enjoys sexual innuendo...)

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by CynBad on 05/08/2008, 12:21

meade lux lewis

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by jmkarns on 05/07/2008, 18:57

you will come back, jazz+!

lol

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by Bud on 05/08/2008, 12:23

no! knotty, you lost! :)

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by loveforJAZZ on 05/08/2008, 10:12

diana krall

:)

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by Dr. Whack on 05/08/2008, 12:28

it reminds me of an eye exam.
which is better? number 1, or number 2?
number 1, or number 2?
number 1, or number 2?
number 1, or number 2?
number 1, or number 2?

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by CynBad on 05/08/2008, 10:24

cynbad, you have echoed my thoughts

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by Dr. Whack on 05/08/2008, 12:29

bill evans over anybody

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by on 05/09/2008, 06:44

"

2. this is a web-site, not web-sight

i don't visit this forum for typographical silliness.

*footnote:
toe each his own ...

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by 7 on 05/09/2008, 00:35

when you get to parting rivers i`ll take moses

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by on 05/09/2008, 06:50

.

(if they were out of sight, would scot be out of his mind?)

or maybe you mean the kind of repulsive posters that some people hang on their walls?

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by 7 on 05/09/2008, 00:40

remember that awards show when dave letterman just kept saying
ella.... etta etta.. ella ella ...etta over and over again
etta ella ella etta

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by Mike on 05/09/2008, 09:39

whose jock would you rather smell?
tiger woods or martina navratilova-- tawana brawley or al sharpton--
eli or peyton hitler or mussolini

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by on 05/09/2008, 06:57

in accordance with my miranda rights, i have the right to remain silent, and i understand that anything i say can and will be used against me in the court of ljp.

therefore, i have no comment!

except that i hate monk.

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by 7 on 05/09/2008, 21:09

uma? oprah? uma? oprah?
uma oprah?
come on lets stay on point here

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by Mike on 05/09/2008, 09:42

what? i think tony shaloub is great as monk

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by on 05/10/2008, 05:38

charlp88 has clearly taken this to a new low. i may have to find another foot-fetish forum

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by Dr. Whack on 05/09/2008, 14:27

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by 7 on 05/11/2008, 10:07

i get the impression that the wack digs toe sucking but abstains from jock sniffing?i guess we have to draw the line somewhere.perhaps the next forum will be arm_pits

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by on 05/10/2008, 05:44

whatever you think about monk, you can't deny he was a great original! not to mention his compositonal genius...

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by DrJazz on 05/16/2008, 16:49

the thread was really not meant to be about toe sucking or jock sniffing. wow. it shocks me sometimes how literally my posts are taken here and how i can take no artistic liscence at all in my writing. it surprizes me because i assume jazz pianists are creative people who are have the ability to interpret creative writing. i assumed ... actually i never even thought i had to question that it would be understood my thread was about women in jazz and our adoration and respect for them. but it ruins the whole thing to have to write like this. there will always be those like jazz - who only want to paint fruit bowls and others who have take things into dark realms of hitler and mussolini, it has always been the challenge for the creative person to not let these things stop them and i imagine it always will be.

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by Mike on 05/10/2008, 09:39

i agree. monk was unique and had style. i think his works will stand the test of time.

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by jmkarns on 05/16/2008, 19:57

mike, some people were born without the humor and irony genes. and anything subtle is lost on them.
it's really tiresome to continually have to explain things that so obviously speak for themselves.
looks like several of us "got it" and enjoyed it. ;-)

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by CynBad on 05/10/2008, 10:38

thanks cyn, i wanna suck your toes.

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by Mike on 05/10/2008, 21:21

thanks mike, but you're gonna have to settle for cyber toes!

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by CynBad on 05/10/2008, 21:57

my real motive for this thread revealed... cyber toes

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by Mike on 05/12/2008, 12:14

ok maybe i should be banned from the forum for all time for the following. i admit it, but i can not help it ... you got to admit it...
these are some amazing toes..
https://www.elegantbay.com/main/amazingwoman.htm

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by Mike on 05/15/2008, 15:58

now, that is because the women probably has more dexterity in her toes than in her hands. maybe one day, she will be able to play the piano with those gems!

that is some amazing toes, mike! :)

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by loveforJAZZ on 05/15/2008, 17:00

that is a gift.

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by loveforJAZZ on 05/15/2008, 17:01

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Jazz Artist Survey: Whose toes would you rather suck on?

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by Gordon on 05/08/2008, 02:27

by Jazz+ on 05/07/2008, 14:31

by Jazz+ on 05/08/2008, 09:33

by jazz guy on 05/07/2008, 16:05

by CynBad on 05/08/2008, 10:23

by Mike on 05/07/2008, 16:13

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