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  Priest, Rabbi, Preacher

A Catholic Priest, Rabbi and a Baptist Preacher walk into a bar... The bartender says: "What is this, a joke?"...

03/01/2007, by 0 replies
  So, do I get the gig?

He sits at the drums and the band leader says, "Can you play a samba pattern with your bass drum?" The drummer obliges with a boom b boom...

02/12/2007, by 0 replies
  Message number: 32646

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a >Turkis...

01/24/2007, by 0 replies
  Being British

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a >Turkis...

01/24/2007, by 0 replies
  Message number: 32064

One night in Aspen during an after hours session at a "locals only" joint, I was playing with my funky Chico's Paradise trio and having a pretty ...

12/30/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 31902

> Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking > up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are...

12/23/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 31607

An American orchestra had just arrived in Europe for a two-week tour. One hour before the first concert, the conductor became very ill and was unable to c...

12/08/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 31605

He only had to play TWO sets? Wow, what a cushy gig!...

12/08/2006, by 0 replies
  Must be a good joke...

Bob Newhart in his autobiography tells this exact same joke except the point (and protagonist) was self absorbed comedians.

12/08/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 31600

A very intense, self-absorbed saxophone player is sitting at the bar after playing all night. A beautiful woman shyly approaches him and says, "Excuse...

12/07/2006, by 0 replies
  This may not travel across the Atlantic but...

A woman goes to a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one. [well it made me laugh]...

09/20/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 28405

A female in her fifties was observed, in her bedroom, in the nude, to be jumping up and down on her bed with obvious delight. Husband, "Do you realis...

06/28/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 28341

Now THAT'S a work of art! Haven't laughed so hard in a while. Pass it on.

06/25/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 27799

Just awful! I decline.

06/02/2006, by 0 replies
  Band Request

Dear Band Leader, We look forward to your performance at our daughter's wedding. If you don't mind, we would like to request a few of our favorite songs...

06/02/2006, by 0 replies
  Perfect Pitch

From The Tao of Willie (may be slightly rephrased) - The definition of perfect pitch: tossing a banjo in the trash and hitting an accordion.

05/26/2006, by 0 replies
  Not intended to be politically incorrect - just FUN

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, &qu...

05/19/2006, by 0 replies
  Engineer Vs Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "...

05/19/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 25999

Seen on a website as the joke of the day (very circumstantial): A Polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist, who shows him a card with the letters:...

04/04/2006, by 0 replies
  Message number: 25891

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is...

03/31/2006, by 0 replies
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