A Catholic Priest, Rabbi and a Baptist Preacher walk into a bar... The bartender says: "What is this, a joke?"...

He sits at the drums and the band leader says, "Can you play a samba pattern with your bass drum?" The drummer obliges with a boom b boom...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a >Turkis...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a >Turkis...

One night in Aspen during an after hours session at a "locals only" joint, I was playing with my funky Chico's Paradise trio and having a pretty ...

> Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking > up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are...

An American orchestra had just arrived in Europe for a two-week tour. One hour before the first concert, the conductor became very ill and was unable to c...

He only had to play TWO sets? Wow, what a cushy gig!...

Bob Newhart in his autobiography tells this exact same joke except the point (and protagonist) was self absorbed comedians.

A very intense, self-absorbed saxophone player is sitting at the bar after playing all night. A beautiful woman shyly approaches him and says, "Excuse...

A woman goes to a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one. [well it made me laugh]...

A female in her fifties was observed, in her bedroom, in the nude, to be jumping up and down on her bed with obvious delight. Husband, "Do you realis...

Now THAT'S a work of art! Haven't laughed so hard in a while. Pass it on.

Just awful! I decline.

Dear Band Leader, We look forward to your performance at our daughter's wedding. If you don't mind, we would like to request a few of our favorite songs...

From The Tao of Willie (may be slightly rephrased) - The definition of perfect pitch: tossing a banjo in the trash and hitting an accordion.

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, &qu...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "...

Seen on a website as the joke of the day (very circumstantial): A Polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist, who shows him a card with the letters:...

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is...