Ab Major = One of the things you might find if the roof collapsed on the officers’ quarters. Cb Major = What the search and rescue team observed while s...

LOLROTF -- Priceless!...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep en...

A Married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty > miles per > hour. The wife is behind the wheel. > >...

Did anyone else catch the TV show about Sun Ra on UK Channel BBC4 last Friday? It was hilarious and sad at the same time. He seemed to me to be a kind of...

The couple is in action, great activity, hot summer nights ... Her : Go on wildly !! Him : Oh Yes !! Her : make it happen !! Her : Oh Yes, yes...

the new sax player in town has been attracting many fans as his playing was widely acclaimed. he plays a beautiful ballad then goes to the bar, where a pre...

I like it! Especially as I've owned some parrots & they liked to play with items, such as beads.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."...

I still wish I was a pig...(LOL...NOT REALLY)...

Last weekend I did a Jazz gig with a great Tenor Sax player. He forwarded this joke(?) that's been making the rounds (author unknown): [...

Wow - famous!...

I was reading Readers Digest this morning (ok, I'm an old guy) and read this joke: "Three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat and a G. The ...

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile. "Hello," ...

What do you call it when you change your sex life? ........Turning over a new fig leaf!...

something like that - ha:)...

Hmmm, just one, but all the rest say they could do it better?...

Yeah, I've played with some pretty great lead players, but they always seemed to leave their last hight note hanging a little past the conductor's cut-off:...

The power behind leading trumpet section was nice. If someone in the band pissed me off I would point the trumpet at them for some of the screamers, but t...

~just kidding of course...some of my best friends are lead players:)...